1. Prostitute, female lobbyist. What's the difference anyway?
2. Come on, he's just doing quality control for the Travel & Conventions bureau, and doing it on his own free time! That's what I call dedication.
3. Principle of "Voter Beware." You elect a lawyer, and you don't think he'll lie or cheat?
2. Come on, he's just doing quality control for the Travel & Conventions bureau, and doing it on his own free time! That's what I call dedication.
3. Principle of "Voter Beware." You elect a lawyer, and you don't think he'll lie or cheat?
4. He's fulfilling his campaign promise to get "Crime Off the Streets and Back Between the Sheets"
4. "E.L. Spitzer" is such an awesome Mexican porn-star name!
5. His wife is "Slida Wall Spitzer." (I'll bet you're checking the credits right now).
6. The Gambino family is just gonna whack him anyway, so why not let the guy fulfill a few fantasies before he puts on the cement shoes?
7. No one is more pro-marriage than Spitzer. So what if it's gay marriage?
8. Lieutenant Governor David Paterson will steal ALL of Barak's thunder! He'll be the first black governor of New York but also the first BLIND governor in the nation's history. Well legally blind, that is.
9. Think of the families he has to support!
10. You mean I could get PAID for online dating?
11. In New York, everyone's getting screwed for money. Who cares?
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SQMT! (Snickering Quietly to Myself at Work). Good ones! Newsweek at a good piece today on what makes politicians take these kinds of chances: http://www.newsweek.com/id/121492?from=rss
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