LEFT and RIGHT (Get it??): Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman
Duuuuuude! Norm Coleman was so psychedelicious back in the day when he was still a liberal Jew from Brooklyn, going to Hofstra and sticking it to The Man that he has since become. Look at him. What a bad boy. Mmmm hmmm.
Something about going to Law School in Iowa City just warped him, man. Must have been a bad hit in the bathroom at the 'Liner that made him bi-politicalar.
I mean, doesn't Al Franken seem New Yorkier and Jewier than Norm? (LEFT: , a younger Franken).
But as a Harvard man and a nice boy from Minnesota's St. Jewish Park, Al wasn't quite as cool as Norm. Smarter, sure. I mean Al aced the math section on the SATs. But definitely not cooler.
But Al, he kicks BUTT. Literally! I was placed in the booth next to Al at the Education Minnesota exhibit hall for two days and got plenty of time to check out that cute butt of his. So Squeezable! Check it out (RIGHT):
Okay, then there's Mike Ciresi. It's like a guy looking for an image. But like they say on Sesame Street, "one of these things is not like the other." Ciresi is not the least New Yorkie or Jewish. Perhaps he should re-brand himself. Something slightly subversive like Norm, with that flowing hair. Something snarky like Al--maybe a funny expression or gesture. But something, well CHRISTIAN, too:
Yeah, Ciresi for Senate, man!
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