This fourth-hand bit of trivia just in from a study released weeks ago:"Owning a cat could cut your heart attack risk by one third. No such effect was seen from dog ownership, but the researchers say that could be because there weren't enough dog owners in the study population to provide meaningful statistics."
Well, they say it's a fluke of the study, but I think the finding about dogs is clear: people -- women especially (except lesbians) -- who have dogs must be at least fifty times less likely to pair up with men. Oh wait. Maybe that would result in better health... Whatever... Bitches.
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Check out the comments from the Slashdot piece: http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/10/0142258&from=rss
We oughta be hiring some of these snarqiful scribes.
It's just a pup-eat-puss world!
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